Head Shakers

Some of the creepier messages I've received, in their unedited glory.

"Yo Whats up cutie come shine my shoes" 

"How's it going Hun? I'm at work getting paid clean guns so it could be worse."

"So, I know you're about to reply to the guy below me in your inbox. But haven't you heard? He has REALLY bad breath. I'm here to stop you from making a huge mistake! Coffee?"