Step Away From the Keyboard

By now it's fair to say that in the garden of online daters, you have to sift through many, many....many, many weeds before you find some roses (go with it, I can't think of a manly flower). It's in this process you'll find some of those weeds keep growing back again. No matter how many times you ignore that weed's messages, that weed just keeps sending his weedy messages on his weedy computer. It weediculous! (I'm sorry for that).

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I present to you: the Repeat Offender! Yes, the R.O. lives and dates by one motto: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again....and again, and don't worry that she's not replying to your "looking for someone special, is that u?" or "you seem like the gurl of my dreams" messages, just keep working your fresh one-liners and she'll reply eventually.

There are currently 3 R.O.'s peppering my inbox, and with every message they introduce themselves like they've never messaged me before. They're the spammers of the online dating world, and they're coming for YOU!

Daters beware.