B-A-N-A-N-A-S

I have plans to hang out with Whitesnake tonight. I was excited until he suggested he come to my place and teach me guitar. Instead of playing it cool and telling Keith Richards I was completely uncomfortable with him coming to my home when we've only hung out once, I panicked and said okay.

But I don't want him to come over. It's just too early in the game. And I'm not sure what his angle is with this, but I'm pretty sure "guitar lesson" is code for "make-out session." Homey don't play that.

To be honest, I had a really good time with him last week, but I don't know if he's my style. He's kind of quiet, and I'm starting to think he's not shy but....simple. Not that I'm looking for Doogie Howser (which is good because he was 16), but I like someone who can make me laugh and is witty and outgoing. And Whitesnake spelled banana wrong.

I just texted him saying I'd like to take a raincheck on the lesson and suggested we go out and do something else. We'll see how this plays out.