The problem? They have the same first name. And I don’t know either of their last names. They’re both 27 and live in my city. So when the first one calls, how on earth am I going to know which one it is?
When he says, “Hey it’s Chris,” how does one reply in that situation? “Which one?” “Chris who?” Cause then he’ll just reply, “Slut!” and slam the phone down. (Do people slam phones down anymore? I guess he’d just vehemently push the End button on his cell.)
I do know one Chris loves running, but I can’t be all, “Get any good runs in lately?” and he’s all, “I’m allergic to running,” and I’m all, “Ahhhh haha! Just pulling your chain.”
Chris 1 is the boy from Boston I mentioned a few weeks ago. I keep thinking of my aforementioned love for Mark Wahlberg, so he’ll be Marky Mark. Chris 2 is an engineer who lives downtown. His profile says he’s Hispanic, so naturally we’ll call him Ricky Martin. So should I just make plans with each, and show up not knowing who I’m going to see?
Perhaps I’m on to something here. Maybe from now on I should only date guys with the same name. I’ll be like those serial daters who call every girl they go out with Babe so they never slip up.
Except I refuse to walk around with my shirt unbuttoned to my navel, wearing a gold chain.
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Yeah Tom Jones!
Ohhh I had that problem with 2 Pauls! I nicknamed one Frat boy Paul (from okcupid) and then chemistry Paul (from Chemistry.com). I only met Chemistry Paul and there was no Chemistry. But before meeting I programmed their numbers in my phone with those names to keep them straight. Good luck!
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