Gone Fishin'

Half the fun of online dating is perusing the profiles of the eligible bachelors. Work's a little slow this afternoon, so I decide to sign on and do a little window shopping.


Each profile has general info about the person, a photo, and space for them to write about themselves. And you can select 1 of 5 body types (skinny, athletic, average, BBW, you get it). Looks like some people apparently took off their Honest Caps during this part. Ohhh okay, Mr. Beer Belly, you're "Average." I realize we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic, but Normal isn't one of the 5 options.


I swallow my pride and send out a few "hello's" and call it a day.


We'll see who bites...