Wednesday, March 31, 2010

You've Got Male

And we're off! Check my email this afternoon, and I have 7 "messages" on the site. There's a great element of suspense not knowing what 7 potential dates look like. I head over to Daters Annonymous, click Messages, and hold my breath. (please don't be gross...please don't be gross...please dont be gross....)


Let's break down the pack in numbers:
         3: the number of guys rocking wife beaters (I don't know what else to call them--tank tops?)
         2: the number of guys accessorizing said beaters with puka shell necklaces         
         5: guys who called me Cutie, Sweetie or Baby. gross.
         1: number of guys I find attractive, hold full-time jobs and went to college


So the guy I'm replying to is a computer programmer, has his MBA, and stresses 3 times in his profile that he is really into electronic and techno music. Okay, so maybe he thinks it's still 1999 and loves raves, but in order for this experiment to work, I need to give the guys I find attractive a chance, right? I write Electric Youth a quick reply and hit send.


And now we wait.

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