Two Men and a Lady

Alright, so tomorrow night I double-booked my dates. And I can't cancel on either because I already did before and promised I wouldn't again. So basically it's going to be like an episode of The Bachelor when he goes out with two different women and is judging and comparing them the entire time. Except we'll be in a restaurant, not making out in some skeazy hot tub with pervy, overweight cameramen filming our every move. Although.....(just kidding).

First on the agenda is a cute 30-year-old from Michigan who works for a trading firm downtown and might be a heavy breather. On deck we have Whitesnake. Remember, we like what we've learned so far about Whitesnake, so here's hoping he didn't send me a photo from before the weight gain and the "surgery."

I'm meeting both for cocktails, and cannot spend more than 1 hour at the martini bar if I'm going to make it to the restaurant to meet Whitesnake on time. That's enough time for a few jokes, some real/fake laughs and one cucumber martini.

I can only hope this night doesn't turn out like a J.Lo movie, where I like both guys, one finds out about the other, and hilarity ensues.

So, I'll keep my phone in my purse, won't answer calls from either guy on either date, limit my first date to 60 minutes, eat dinner in between so I don't show up to meet Whitesnake looking like Lindsay Lohan. Am I forgetting anything?

Here's to double booking! I'm like a fat kid in a cupcake shop. I can't have just one.