Good Morning Saigon

One of the interesting features of online dating is you can see who has looked at your profile. Bonus for me. Not so much for the men who's profiles I've viewed.

And it's not because I'm a psycho stalker who sits in front of Captain America's profile everyday in my pj's with a box of Kix. When I'm replying to a message, I like to click on their profile, remember where they're from, what they do, if they're cute (aka reply-worthy).

Unfortunately, this feature does empower some men to message me and say things like, "Hey saw you were checking my profile, don't be shy" when I clearly didn't feel the need to say hello upon realizing their education is "N/A" and their career is "Professional."

So this morning I sign on, and click Viewed Me to see the photos of the most recent 20 drop-in's. Okay, cute, cute, ehhh, no, no, could be...no, meh...

And then, I see it. And gasp in horror loud enough for my coworker to ask if I'm ok.

Mister Saigon is now online dating.