What's Cookin'?

A week in, and from the options I've seen thus far, I like about 6 dishes on the menu. And the beauty of it is, I'm at a buffet. I don't have to choose just one entree! (And no, I don't mean in a slutty way, perves. I'm sitting at the kids' table thankyouverymuch.)

In a sea of men who'd make me casually clutch my mace if I passed them on the sidewalk, there are some contrastingly appealing guys. I reply to all 6 messages, "Hello, nice to hear from you," "Marketing, you?" "Michigan," blah blah blah. Apparently the first few messages are essentially what you cover in the first 3 minutes of having a conversation in person. Great.

At this point, it's safe to say that I hope 2 of these gentlemen reply sooner than the others...